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Put tailgaters in their place with this hilarious "The Closer You Get, The Slower I Go" funny vinyl car sticker. Designed for drivers who are tired of aggressive commuters riding their bumper, this premium die-cut decal delivers a clear, witty warning to back off. Precision-cut from industry-standard Oracal 651 vinyl, it features sharp, backgroundless lettering that looks clean and custom-painted. Built to withstand all weather conditions, car washes, and highway speeds, it's the perfect combination of humor and durability for your rear window.

• Premium Quality: Waterproof, UV-resistant, and 100% car-wash safe.

• Clean Aesthetic: True die-cut design (no ugly clear plastic background square).

• Where to Apply: Ideal for rear windshields, truck tailgates, and bumpers.

• Easy Application: Arrives on clear transfer tape for a quick, bubble-free install.

Two wheels are two wheels. Respect the ride with the "It's Not What You Ride, It's How You Ride It" vinyl decal.

Precision-cut on our commercial Vevor 24" plotter from ultra-durable Oracal 651 permanent vinyl, this sticker is built to survive highway speeds, bugs, weather, and car washes. Available in high-visibility White, Black, and Red.